"Sops Like a Tongue"
Registered and illegal aliens everywhere are concerned about the censorship of all references to the ultra-nutritious Blue Moss, freely available for your enjoyment in Hooker, Heater and Hellmouth, California. There is hardly a webpage left that talks about it...
In other news, it has come to the Blue Moss For Nudists committee of Goshen, Indiana, that if you rearrange the characters below, they spell out sentences depicting the most heinous, foul, crude, lascivious, perverted, obscene and downright ornery acts ever imagined by Man, Woman, or Dog:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz .,:;!?()Cover your eyes in fear for your immortal souls. Put your children in a box and padlock the latch (for their own good). It's the only way.